keeping with the gay theme

this was an actual gchat conversation between two roommates, a tad on the offensive side, and by "a tad" i mean, "i hope no one with a concience reads this". The screennames have been made up, they are terrible people.

3:57 PM FredericktheGreat6969: are you at the house?

4:00 PM loveulongtime184: nope

are you?

FredericktheGreat6969: yup

are you downloading something on your comp here?

loveulongtime184: wanna cyber?

nope

are you?

4:01 PM FredericktheGreat6969: nope

asl?

loveulongtime184: 18/f/Japan

u?

FredericktheGreat6969: 42/m/prussia

loveulongtime184: are you into tentacle rape?

4:02 PM FredericktheGreat6969: most definitely

loveulongtime184: What about Manga?

Would you like me to take off my Hello Kitty skirt

4:03 PM and start massaging my sideways vagina?

FredericktheGreat6969: mmmmm, yea, I then show you my needle gun and you are impressed

loveulongtime184: I make tadpoles fly out of my ass

4:04 PM one of them hits you

I then get naked and start playing DDR

you join in

we get an ABBA song

I am much better than you, but I can see your meatpeice waving

4:05 PM it makes me long for a Egg Roll

FredericktheGreat6969: mmmm cheese mmmm

i hand you a breakfast egg roll

loveulongtime184: I want to cover your Cockasaurus with duck sauce

but instead I eat the breakfast egg roll

FredericktheGreat6969: you are satisfied, and proceed to put soy sauce in your vagina

loveulongtime184: it slightly burns

i will use it to marinate you tube steak

4:06 PM FredericktheGreat6969: i lick it up, i receive total enlightenment

loveulongtime184: I then feng shui your balls

4:07 PM Ohh No! Mr. Roboto just walked in

you ask him to join

he says Domo Arigato

FredericktheGreat6969: i am overjoyed

loveulongtime184: we all start singing STYX

FredericktheGreat6969: my teutonic knight guard is wary

4:08 PM he reluctantly gives me his spear

loveulongtime184: then you decided to fight Kung Fu

so you throw his spear into a baby seal

and kick his ass

it tuuurns me on

I want all of you in me

FredericktheGreat6969: i insert it in the robots butthole

loveulongtime184: I beckon you over to my Yoga Pad

4:09 PM you feel my nubile tits

then in a fit of rage you take me

all of you eastern european meat

FredericktheGreat6969: my dick goes flaccid once i see you sell your used underwear

loveulongtime184: is inside of me

it has a brown streak

FredericktheGreat6969: i look at your slants, this gets me off

4:10 PM loveulongtime184: I get you hard again rolling your dick like sushi

you make me put on my furry suit

FredericktheGreat6969: the robot is clearly cornfused

nothing has pleased me more than eating pikachu out

loveulongtime184: I throw an ultraball to no avail

4:11 PM charizard!

FredericktheGreat6969: you stop talking asian and only speak pikachu

i ask you to fondle my super balls

4:12 PM loveulongtime184: I strike them down with Lightning much like Zeus

You ask me to shave your hairy back

but I can't because Im pikachu

You then gouge out one of my eyeballs and skull fuck me to completion

You are spent

4:13 PM you start singing Numa Numa

and I put my eyeball back in

FredericktheGreat6969: you are satisfied in every way possible

loveulongtime184: You then put on a track suit, and I return to my job playing starcraft

4:14 PM You leave without making a sound, and thank me for making awesome fuel efficient vehicles

4:15 PM I then commit seppuku