Maize and Blue Tailgate

While some have chosen to recollect back to the epic tales that made up FLASB09, I was always one to look to the future. There is one particular event, of which I have mentioned already in a previous blogpost, that excites me more than the others. Every fall, as my readers know, BOX house holds tailgates of magnanimous proportions. From absurd outfits to Saturday morning field goals to the most inappropriate music, this house is known for shenanigans. Every person in this establishment is most dismayed by the unfortunate truth that there are no football games to for us to relish in until the fall. State State, the hub of the student ghetto, will remain silent for 6 more months. However, every spring there is a Maize vs Blue game that takes place in early April. BOX has made a decision to waken at the early morning hour of 5am to prepare for the event with heavy drinking. There will be a Maize keg and a Blue keg race against one another. Music will be blasted to wake all neighbors within a 2 block radius. While certainly we will only garner a fraction of the attendance of an actual fall tailgate, as families drive by in the morning they will witness the debauchery of a small crowd of blackout hooligans. At least we can be sure of one thing, Michigan will come out the victor in this game! So I invite you, my reader, to come to the Maize vs Blue Tailgate on April 11 and watch Michigan beat itself. Some may call the idea proposterous, but that is just the sort of behavior that BOX prides itself on. If I have anything to say about it there will certainly be a Thunderstuck Session, Break Stuff Session, PreGame Field Goal along with the other consistent drinking games that are staples of a typical BOX tailgate. If you know of any sponsors please let me know, we are always looking for sponsors.