9:40- Get up, shower
9:55- Hang around in room, check the news
10:10- Sprint to bus
10:37- Arrive at North Campus, enter CEE415: Reinforced Concrete Structures
10:40-11:30- Listen to lecture, take notes
Here is a copy of what my notes will usually look like on said typical Tuesday

Last Tuesday, unfortunately, was no such typical Tuesday; I'll give you the breakdown
8:20-Pick up alcohol from Blue Front
8:30-Start on a 40 of Camo Silver Ice
8:45-1st Irish Car Bomb
9:00-2nd Irish Car Bomb
9:10-Chug a Killians
9:30-Chug rest of CSI, Proceed to Sparks Plus
9:45-Get in shower, chug sparks plus
10:05-Take a swig of whiskey
10:10-Stumble to bus
10:38-Probably got to class
10:40-11:30....This:

I blacked out during class, yet took every note on the board. Poorly. The only recollection I have is the end, when I was trying to get up from my seat at the end of class, one of my friends said, "I mean, I was proud of myself for drinking, but Pete can't even stand right now". I got nothing out of that class except what looks to be doodles from a kindergartner. Somehow I ended up eating potatoes at east quad, and then I took a nap in their library. Oh, and the rest of the day I was searching far and wide for a notebook, computer charger, and sweatshirt that I thought I had with me the entire day. I was an idiot, and last night I found all three in my room, I didn't even take them with me. Fantastic. I can only hope that my teacher didn't see me pulling the ol' drunken one eye while I was looking at the board.
Fuck my life.
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