Let it be known that while on an impromptu excursion to the University of Dayton last evening, the newly single Al made a glorious return to the world of darkness and attempted to match my Hulk Hogan-esque feat of body slamming his way through a random beer pong table. Much to his body's dismay, the beer pong table proved to be the better foe in this matchup; I reign supreme in the wrestling world. However, this champion admires the worthy effort of such a fine individual. It is not settled officially, but Al and I are strongly considering a move to the tag-team arena.
With St. Patty's day, my 21st birthday, Beer Parade, and the Maize-Blue tailgate approaching quickly, I feel confident that either myself or one of my comrades is fully capable of creating more wrestling stories. So fear not, reader, more wrestling tales may be in the making.
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