3:57 PM FredericktheGreat6969: are you at the house?
4:00 PM loveulongtime184: nope
are you?
FredericktheGreat6969: yup
are you downloading something on your comp here?
loveulongtime184: wanna cyber?
nope
are you?
4:01 PM FredericktheGreat6969: nope
asl?
loveulongtime184: 18/f/Japan
u?
FredericktheGreat6969: 42/m/prussia
loveulongtime184: are you into tentacle rape?
4:02 PM FredericktheGreat6969: most definitely
loveulongtime184: What about Manga?
Would you like me to take off my Hello Kitty skirt
4:03 PM and start massaging my sideways vagina?
FredericktheGreat6969: mmmmm, yea, I then show you my needle gun and you are impressed
loveulongtime184: I make tadpoles fly out of my ass
4:04 PM one of them hits you
I then get naked and start playing DDR
you join in
we get an ABBA song
I am much better than you, but I can see your meatpeice waving
4:05 PM it makes me long for a Egg Roll
FredericktheGreat6969: mmmm cheese mmmm
i hand you a breakfast egg roll
loveulongtime184: I want to cover your Cockasaurus with duck sauce
but instead I eat the breakfast egg roll
FredericktheGreat6969: you are satisfied, and proceed to put soy sauce in your vagina
loveulongtime184: it slightly burns
i will use it to marinate you tube steak
4:06 PM FredericktheGreat6969: i lick it up, i receive total enlightenment
loveulongtime184: I then feng shui your balls
4:07 PM Ohh No! Mr. Roboto just walked in
you ask him to join
he says Domo Arigato
FredericktheGreat6969: i am overjoyed
loveulongtime184: we all start singing STYX
FredericktheGreat6969: my teutonic knight guard is wary
4:08 PM he reluctantly gives me his spear
loveulongtime184: then you decided to fight Kung Fu
so you throw his spear into a baby seal
and kick his ass
it tuuurns me on
I want all of you in me
FredericktheGreat6969: i insert it in the robots butthole
loveulongtime184: I beckon you over to my Yoga Pad
4:09 PM you feel my nubile tits
then in a fit of rage you take me
all of you eastern european meat
FredericktheGreat6969: my dick goes flaccid once i see you sell your used underwear
loveulongtime184: is inside of me
it has a brown streak
FredericktheGreat6969: i look at your slants, this gets me off
4:10 PM loveulongtime184: I get you hard again rolling your dick like sushi
you make me put on my furry suit
FredericktheGreat6969: the robot is clearly cornfused
nothing has pleased me more than eating pikachu out
loveulongtime184: I throw an ultraball to no avail
4:11 PM charizard!
FredericktheGreat6969: you stop talking asian and only speak pikachu
i ask you to fondle my super balls
4:12 PM loveulongtime184: I strike them down with Lightning much like Zeus
You ask me to shave your hairy back
but I can't because Im pikachu
You then gouge out one of my eyeballs and skull fuck me to completion
You are spent
4:13 PM you start singing Numa Numa
and I put my eyeball back in
FredericktheGreat6969: you are satisfied in every way possible
loveulongtime184: You then put on a track suit, and I return to my job playing starcraft
4:14 PM You leave without making a sound, and thank me for making awesome fuel efficient vehicles
4:15 PM I then commit seppuku
