Top 3 Events
#3: Corn Hole at White Street- Although yours truly is not a fan of a certain White House resident, Mark Ausborn, that does not take away from the fact that I am truly excited to start many a night of drinking debachery by enjoying a nice game of cornhole on the legendary White House front yard. Brick and The Friendly Neighborhood Drunk have told me many stories about Summer blackouts which started with drinking and playing cornhole, and i look forward to adding a few of my own stories this summer.#2: Summer Birthdays- Three House members will be turning a year older this summer, Notorious PLC will be turning 20 on May 24th, Yours Truly will be turning 20 on June 17th, and The Wetness will be turning the ever exciting 21 on July 1st. These 3 days are sure to be filled with Blackness all around the house, and i especially cant wait to send The Wetness off to the bars for which is sure to be the first of many times he will be kicked out.
#1: Watching Al's Windowsil Flowers Grow- Actually this is a joke because a windowsil flower pot is probably one of the Gayest things ever. I would however add as an honorable mention Watching Al's Flowers Die because i can't wait to see Al fail miserably at gardening.
The Real #1: The Old Crow Challenge- If you are a loyal reader of this blog then I'm sure you will remember Bricks brilliantly written account of his experiences during the First Annual Old Crow Challenge last summer. Having arrived a single day after the Challenge ended last summer I have done nothing but wait in anticipation for my chance to participate in the 5 days of debauchery which is the Challenge. Every day i pass the 8 handles those 3 brave souls devoured over the course of the Challenge, and Every day i think about the Old Crow Open Beer Can golf tournament in which all 3 participants surcombed to the Blackness in the middle of. In the last 8 months my mind has hardly ever strayed away from thinking about the Old Crow Challenge and this August I will finally get my chance to participate.
Honorable Mention: Pete's Leaving- Never really liked the kid, will be happy to see him gone
8 comments:
In all fairness, nobody reallly likes Mark.
Don't forget about your own birthday zola!
You are a horrible writer, I am getting dizzy from all these turns in my grave. How do you go to this school? Do us a favor and don't write... ever.
Dyslexia is not like Down Syndrome, it is a serious learning disability and is nothing to be laughed at
I have ants in my pants and they make me dance.
I liked that you capitalized the G in gayest.
zola has autism
Ahh...well since Paul's bday falls on a holiday weekend, I think I might need to make a weekend trip to Ann Arbor. An "Old" friend of mine knows a perfect birthday present.
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