The Bill Nye

Every year there are seemingly insurmountable challenges posed to the members of box house, and last year passed without the challenge being conquered (double vaginal double anal penetration is a tad hard to organize). This year the challenge was met, nay crushed, by a certain member of box who will remained unnamed. Herein lies the story of the Bill Nye.

8:30 PM- Dr. Nye goes bed, tired from a long day of fucking and fighting
2:00 AM- Dr. Nye receives angry text message from a lovely drunk woman, lets call her Marie Curie
2:00-2:30 AM- Dr. Nye uses his superior skills of persuasion to calm Ms. Curie's rage and woo her to his bed
2:40 AM- Ms. Curie arrives at the Box house, demands that her loins be tended to.

Here is where I can only hope to describe the Bill Nye debacle as I, unfortunately, am not he. Dr. Nye was very sober, and with his mind clear, he knew his goal for the night had to be attained. After 10 to 20 seconds of pure passion, madam Curie proposed that she get on top of what could only described as poetry in love motion. Dr. Nye countered with a question, whispered in her ear.
Dr. Nye: "What's my name?"
Curie: "Wait...what?"
Dr. Nye: "BILL NYE, THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL..."
With each "BILL", Dr. Nye thrust deeper into Ms. Curie's box and she struggled to quiet this man's yells, but he would not be silenced. Finally, after possibly 7 seconds, she pushed him off, so he carried on humping the floor. Let's get back to the time breakdown shall we?

3:15 AM (oh yes, lover not a fighter)- Dr. Nye, with his giant man meat still raging and contraceptive still attached, goes running through the house, singing his theme song. High fives are doled out accordingly.
3:25 AM- Ms. Curie, not entirely pleased with her current situation, still asks for some sort of conclusion to the love making, Dr. Nye plays with her fun bags.
3:35 AM- After getting tired, Dr. Nye realizes he does not want to wake up to this woman in the morning, proceeds to get a full night's rest in Andy's bed
3:36 AM- Marie Curie loses all self respect, contemplates suicide.

Lets recap the rules of the Bill Nye:
1) Make love to a woman who you previously have made love to 2 times or less. Check
2) Ask her your name during sexual intercourse. Check.
3) Respond to whatever she says with "Nope, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, BILL BILL... etc"- Check, check, and check.
4) Thrust to the beat of said song until climax or rejection. Check.

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