Ok so here's my beef.
This is a once in a life time guest blog on 9 Guys 1 Cup because it is necessary.
I need to say, that 931 South State St. needs to be represented in this blog because we have made a significant contribution to the drunkeness, female (and hottness factor) on State St. for the past 2 years. We have put up with Celine Dion (and don't forget the Ping Pong song) at 5am every football Saturday, we have seen the shananigans that correlate with Fridgay, we have been there through Champagne wars, furniture demolition, beer cart, break-ins: including, Peter in said roommates bed when she was blackout, Paul bleeding on our floor, Brick stomping furiously down State Street, Al wearing unbearably short (size 0) shorts, and B Russ honking to show our tits while drinking on the roof while driving the UofM bus.
Therefore, I feel this blog post is justified.
You will miss us more than anyone on this block and the boys moving in next year could never live up to us. They have some big high heels to fill.
Brick-
You wrote the post that denyed our existence on State Street. Therefore you are on State Street probation. This means that the girls of 931 will forever ignore YOUR existence until you write a rebuttal post acknowledging the fabulousess that is our house. I thought we were friends and im thoroughly disappointed in our obvious lack of friendship. I am saddened that upon our graduation we have to also deal with this horrible reality.
I expect a new post soon.
We love you so please don't make us do something we don't want to. And yes, this is a threat.
Bricky/BOX
We will never forget you no matter how hard we try, for Celine Dion will forever play in our heads at 5am out in the working/real world.
xoxo
Kiki/Christine and the beautiful reps of 931 South State Street. Holla.
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Eh, you guys aren't that cool, that's pretty much the sole reason I left. Oh and by the way, I've hung out with that Peter kid, and he's a steal. Any girl would kill to hook up with him, I mean I wish he was gay, I'd totally make a play for him. He just looks at girls and they fall to their knees. Anyways, big ups to my man Petey Pablo, 931 is for n00bs.
I wrote a rap about the girls at 931.
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