A List of Things that have Occurred in our House in the Past 2 Nights:
1. The Friendly Neighborhood Drunk stumbled into our abode completely annihilated and threatened The Wetness that he was going to "have sex with his girlfriend" (Mary Swanson). Mary Swanson was extremely frightened and ran into The Wetness' arms. While Mary Swanson was wimpering in terror, the Friendly Neighborhood Drunk tried to apologize repeatedly and failed every time.
2. Tonight another friend of the house came over and hit the CSI hard. He smuggled yet another 40 in his jacket and rode his bike back to his living accomodations with a giant bulge in his jacket. If he is capable of not falling off the bike and causing severe head trauma I will be a bit suprised.
3. We watched Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
4. Our computer in the kitchen has had a problem for the past 5 months. The monitor simply says: "Operating System Not Found." Last night, after removing the significant components of the computer (the lingo of which I am unsure of), we now have a fully functional Kitchen Computer sans volume.
5. I heard the best joke ever:
Person A: Do you like fishsticks?
Person B: Yes
Person A: What are you some kind of gay fish?
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zolas a gay fish
woops, i suppose that's what happens when you have 3 longest islands.
I like the part in Commando when Ahnold jumps from the landing gear of a plane that's taking off in to a swamp. Realistic.
Gus, I'll fuck you in the butt with my flaccid wiener or if that doesnt work ill tell someone else to you fag
"I really get around, I'm the slut of the sea.
When I say I've got crabs I mean it literally"
I'm Mr. Bilbo Baggins, I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my way.
flaccid
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