Beeracle

Beeracle: noun; An instance in which one opens the fridge not expecting to find anything of value, but, upon opening said fridge, is shocked and wonderfully surprised to find U4G (up for grabs) beer sitting, waiting to be drank immediately -- a true miracle, or, beeracle.

Last evening, a good friend of mine, Pittsburgh native and campus frat star, came over to watch the Penguins playoff game. The man brought a plethora of Canadian beers over. This morn, I stumbled to our fridge, still drunk at 11:30 a.m., and discovered in our supposed fridge a beeracle remaining from last night. On such a miraculous occasion, one must forego any plans to study for important exams today and begin tailgating for the Red Wings (6:00) at 11:30. A beeracle cannot be avoided under any circumstances.

Other random notes of interest:

- As aforementioned in NotoriousPLC's blog, we succeeded in getting a UofM athlete extremely drunk to the point which he concluded that he would 'skip one of his games to come to a tailgate of ours'.

- A good friend of mine drove up to visit last evening. He had somehow met a female who had heard of our establishment. When my friend told this female that he was going to visit BOX, she commented, 'oh. . . I was told to stay away from that place'.

- Many people chose to get drunk during the day yesterday, being as it was a marvelous sunny day. Steve chose to get drunk more than anyone; this resulted in him participating in a wrestling match on our lawn -- I joke you not when I say that our lawn is literally a pit of glass. Needless to say, Steve wound up with a bloody leg and a wound that certainly needed medical assistance and several stitches. While many would cite this as a moment to stop and seek medical help, Steve -- hero that he is -- cited this moment as the perfect time to speed up the drinking.