More Strange Occurrences at the Home

While this house welcomes peculiar experiences, I feel as though they most certainly occur at our house more frequently than in other houses on campus.

1. I received a postcard from Des Moines, Iowa telling me that I am a "filthy garbage man." I know no one who lives in the state of Iowa.

2.There was a unicycle race outside of our house yesterday. One of the competitors was a BOX roommate.

3. For the first time in months I was fortunate enough to get my old friend 6' 6'' 290lb "Little Bitch" drunk off a CSI and a half.

4. The Wetness was walking down the street and saw and old friend driving by; jokingly he asked "how much for a blow job?" Immediately a bum riding by on a bike stopped and offered him one for $5.

5. Lenders called me last night to inform me that he was running around on N. Fifth St. If you do not live in Ann Arbor or don't where that is, needless to say its no where you should be blackout drunk running in the middle of the street.

6. One of our dearest friends and neighbors, Steve, was appalling drunk yesterday and in his wisdom ran all over State St. and in front of a cop car showing his patriotism, waving the American flag. The police were impressed.

That's all for now, as finals approach surely the frequency with which posts are made will slow to a trickle, but be patient because only a week or two of torment remains before the steady flow of debauchery is yet again revealed to the outside world on a more consistent basis.