BLOGPOST: Zola's Sister

This evening I received a bright spot in my fairly humdrum day. This afternoon, after having been in Delaware visiting family for the past 5 days, I completed a few errands and chores at my house in the thriving metropolis that is Grand Rapids. I proceeded to do nothing for the remainder of the day other than go to a movie with some friends at around 10pm. As I sat around in my living room preparing to start packing for my 4 day drinking binge that was about to take place in Mt. Pleasant starting the following day, my phone began to vibrate and it indicated to me that Zola was calling.

I answered the phone to hear Zola's familiar child-like voice. He informed that he was drunk at some regretful place in the shit stain that is the Ohio State University. He then told me that his sister, a girl whom I have never met, was with him. At this juncture it is important to understand the odd relationship that Zola, Matt and myself have construed about our roommate Michael Zola's sister, Katie Zola. In typical fashion, throughout freshman year, as Matt and I became better friends with Zola, much harassment was focused on him in regard to his "little sister." However, only minutes ago I was able to talk to her for the first time.

I came to the revelation that she was not only a follower of the blog, which is in and of itself shocking, but that she had a strong desire to be mentioned in it. She "checks the blog almost every day." Seeing as how I was doing nothing besides watching Elf on the USA Network, I chose to dedicate an entire blogpost to her. It has become clear to me that she attends Wittenberg College, the whereabouts of which I am unsure; I assume it is somewhere within the armpit that is the state of Ohio. She assured me that she fully intends to visit her brother and ipso facto me. Well Katie Zola, BOX House anxiously awaits meeting you and any friends of yours (female in nature) that you may wish to bring along.