1st Semester Drunk Awards

With the first semester now over and awards season soon to begin i thought it only fitting that BOX should have its own awards to recognize the drunkards within the house.

1st- Brick - was there ever really any question as to who would win this award. Brick is the rare talent in every sport that blows out the competition and redefines what the sport is all about. Just like Michael Jordon did for Basketball, Wayne Gretzky did for Hockey, Brick has redefined what if means to be a drunk.
Notable Drunks-

• Throwing up in the Big House during the Wisconsin game
• Cutting down branches from a tree in Bum Park and bringing it back into the house calling it a Christmas Tree
• Getting kicked out of a Poetry Slam
• Trying to stab me with a fork
  
• Too many to name, the man legitimately does something worth mentioning 4 nights a week

Runner Up- Paul- With a strong determination to blow of work and drink, and a body that is perfectly crafted for binge drinking Paul managed to entertain us on a regular basis with his high levels of intoxication. If anyone can possibly challenge Brick next semester it is Paul.
Notable Drunks-

• Day Drinking by himself the Sunday after the state game regardless of the fact that he had 35 pages of Spanish workbook due and a test the next day.
• Attempting to finish an entire handle by himself in one night, failing, and falling down the second stories stairs at around 6 in the morning.
• Waking me up at 3 in the morning, uncontrollably saying "Oh Yea" like a porn star and then carrying an entire door up half a flight of stairs before it fell back down on him

Bronze- Al- Although recently admitting publicly that he is "one of those gays", Al still occasionally manages to find time to drink, whens hes not dildoing his asshole, and occasionally he does it correctly.

• Openly drinking a pint inside Bell's Pizza
• Appearing on TV as the most distraught bear I've ever seen

Honorable Mention- Matt- Although he doesn't drink as often as the rest of the house, the man simply does not know what it means to casually drink. When he fully commits to drinking no one gets more inebriated than does Matt.

Well thats the awards list, now that we have these awards i hope it helps to motivates everyone in the house to try harder and commit further to the wonderful world of binge drinking.