Pledging is OVER

With the semester now over I will now be leaving the hell hole that is the BOX basement and officially take up residence in the room once inhabited by our dearly departed friend, Brett. With this switch I will officially become a real human being again. In doing so i will soon embark on the noble quest of drinking away every single terrible memory from that hellhole. But before doing so i would like to share the funniest ones with you.

• Tripping down the basement stairs while blackout, landing on a keg, and hardly being able to walk the next couple days
• The sink leaking through the floor into my dvd box ruining half of them
• Stephanie flushing a used tampon down the toilet, thus clogging it and sending the bloody water down onto my bed
• The poop that was left in the basement during the State tailgate, with me passed out on my bed no less (My personal favorite Memory)
• The twice or thrice weekly wakeup by people turning on the lights at 7 in the morning to do laundry
• The sound of the TV actually being louder in the basement than in the TV room
• The torture caused by lying in bed in a sleeping bag in sub-zero temperatures while you're kept awake by the ear splitting sound of a heater that does not reach you
• And of course the nightly wakeup call of Stephanie screaming in Agreement
  

I could go on like this for years, but you get the point. So now that I am officially a BOX member so please come celebrate with me in my nice warm ROOM and drink away these awful awful memories with me