That Just Happened

Soo today was one of the more interesting days I have experienced in my life. I am currently very drunk using Brick's computer to let you all know what happened today. It all started when I talked to the Zolameister at about 3.20 today. That motherfucker had just bought a Halloween three pack and I was soo excited to watch it. Good lord, no one knew what was in store. About 5 minutes later, a good man happened to call me and say my presence was required at Chucks. Unable to turn that offer down I headed there. Once I walked in, I was immediately informed I needed to order a "Shit Tooth" from the bar which is essentially a giant mason gar full of 151. After that we were chilling in the lounge when I was told that it was necessary for us to head to Deja Vu. At first I was somewhat hesitant because I had never been to a strip club before. But I deemed it was absolutely necessary because you only get a chance like this once in your fucking life. So, once we decide to go to the Vu, our buddy pulls probably the most aggressive move in history and hooks us up with the BTB party bus to drive us to Ypsilanti with numerous cocktails in hand. After chugging said cocktails we stumbled upon the glorious establishment that is Deja Vu. To be honest I think we all thought the only thing we would see were C-Section scars and bullet wounds but we were PLEASANTLY mistaken. There was a phenomenal crew out there with the exception of one girl and at least she had big tits. So we are chilling at the Vu and then I realize, "wow, I need to bomb." So I head to the bathroom and I just don't have the ability to make it to a toilet. I end up vomiting in a goddamn stall. Yes, my angel hair pasta is clearly visible in the urinal and I'm just a failure at life. To be honest, I am really hammered and this was these were the most important parts of the story so I hope you enjoyed the fact that myself and the boys just made egregious mistakes together. Live the dream folks. Live the dream.