Friday, October 16, 2009

I miss getting so drunk that I...

Creepily attempt to braid girls hair against their will.
Wake up on Greenwood.
Ask girls on dates to the Red Lobster.
Try to fight the offensive line at Charlies.
Vomit out of my window.
Wake up in Brett's bed spooning... While there are two girls in my bed.
Show up at quickie Burger with no money.
Get naked in public.
Can't get an erection.
Don't know where I am when I wake up.
Throw a Ramen noodle party.
Eat handfuls of ground beef with Paul.
Listen to the Fray.
Fall down both sets of BOX stairs.
Almost double team a girl with Brick.
Do the inspector gadget.

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