Sunday, October 25, 2009

Not a Homeless Shelter

To the person who so kindly left a large bin of food and body spray on our porch this morning: While I know that we might look like a group of vagrants -- judging by our disheveled appearances at times, our rather obvious tendency to overconsume alcohol, and our general dont-give-a-shit approach to life -- this home is not in fact a homeless shelter. Still, your concern for our well-being is much appreciated. We consumed most of the food (albeit expired food) rather quickly.

2 comments:

veritas said...

lies. the number of heavily bewhiskered homeless men that come through this place could easily rival a homeless shelter. someone just thought they might be hungry while they stole all of your laptops, that's all.

The Aryan said...

Those Taco Bell microwavable meals were delicious. The lasagna skillet meal is questionable though.