Challenge Issued: Part II: Note on Subject

As "The Aryan" (former BOX resident and current BOX world championship title weight belt holder + world's most awesome man -- Stefan) put it, he has been living on our couch for several days (during which time he has most certainly contracted AIDS, syphillis, ghonnorea, and herpes from the couch alone) thus making him the biggest drinker in the house. Certainly, the man has sufficient grounds on which to make his claim. Not only did he dominate BOX drinking for years during his time at UofM, but he has returned with a vengeance to outdrink every human being in Ann Arbor this week. I believe he has issued a full challenge to PLC. I see no reason why this challenge should not coincide with the Danimal and I's challenge. No one ever complained about a 4 person blackout...its a fact. (PLC is certainly the best in-house drinker in terms of quantity (thusfar unchallenged), but it would certainly be fun to see a matchup between he and Stefan anyways, especially being as both of them are hilarious blackouters).

Perhaps a preface to explain how Stefan got to be in this position (I don't know how you can get more alcoholic than this): Stefan joined a large group of about 20 recent graduates of UofM in returning to Ann Arbor for the Michigan -Penn State game. All returnees enjoyed a glorious blackout friday night and certainly Saturday morning at the tailgate. This is where Stefan says that he is a better man than the other 20 people. While all of the other 20 people returned to their various homes of Seattle, New Jersey, Texas, Connecticut, the Ohio border patrol, or whatever part of the country they happened to be employed in, Stefan made a power move. (Power move: any move that facilitates excessive drinking (look it up in the dictionary, its there)).

Indeed, while most visitors were flying home or driving home, Stefan decided that he could use perhaps one more day of vacation leave, and hence he would black out all of Sunday through the night. As your author, I cannot say that I witnessed the actions that occured Sunday night. But from what I have gathered through the grape vine, I'd say the story goes somewhat like this: Dan steals chair from law quad --> Stefan blacks out --> Stefan punches solid oak law quad chair until point of destruction --> remainders of law quad chair put in street to be run over (in place of fruit in the street) --> Stefan wakes up to find that his hand is indeed broken --> Stefan promptly calls work to inform them that he cannot drive back to Philly because his hand is broken (in other words, he inform his boss that he will literally be blacking out the next 7 days of the week) --> Stefan proceeds to be the man --> Stefan and I wind up somewhere in Bumblefuck, Ann Arbor, this evening, walking home in the rain.

If you're looking for a definition of BOX, look no further than the man, the myth, the legend: Stefan aka The Aryan (he still has the weekend left, which most likely will feature the strongest blackouts yet).

p.s. from Brick again.