Friday, January 23, 2009

Questions That Need Answering This Morn

1. Why did Ryan wake up on the floor of my room? We we're both scared out of our trousers when we arose at about 4 a.m. to see eachother.

2. Who vomited on my pillow? The options must be: a.) Myself (I don't think it was me, but I'm not ruling it out) b.) My friend visiting from Michigan State. c.) Ryan d.) Craig (since he's a suspect in all BOX vomits)

3. Why is our carpet covered in popcorn and pretzels? The answer to this most likely can be related to the water filter jug at Dave and Ting's that is filled with vodka - and was used a great deal last evening.

4. Who clogged that damn toilet?

5. Who vommed on the toilet that is now the only functional toilet in the house last night?


If you or anyone else you know might have information regarding any of these questions, please visit BOX immediately.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Doug Johnson is the reason for the Pretzels on the floor, and Ryan is to blame for the Popcorn