Hello my loyal readers. If you were ever wondering if I have an alcohol problem, confirm your thoughts now. The answer is yes. YES! YES I DO.
I would like to point out that I made a post about 7 minutes ago. At that point, I could think thoughts. Yes, thoughts. You know, thoughts like that guy Emilio Estevez used to have. He thought.
Well, once again, I have some bad news for you, reader. I have no idea what I intended to write on the internets. Instead, you will have to suffice with some thoughts from my brain. At this moment of my piss-poor life I have for you words that begin withe the letter F.
- Flapjacks
- Finnegan's wake
- Foot
-Phosphorus
- Fuckin' Gay'o'sexuals
- Fisting anus
- Football
- Flamers
- Fat people
- Furnish
Goodbye, for now readers. But I promise you that I will create material worthy of the blog-world tonight. Keep in mind, it's only 6 p.m. and I'm on the verge of blackness (in honor of the Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
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