Sunday

As I am fairly intoxicated, I've found it absolutely shocking that nothing has been mentioned about what happened Sunday after Brick's most recent post. I made a return trip from Michigan State and drove by the house at around 1 in the afternoon. My father dropped me off at a nearby street as I instructed considering I try to have parents avoid my living situation whenever possible. However, when I looked out the window of my father's Lincoln when we drove by, I saw a handful of people with cocktails and I laughed. After witnessing the same thing, my father then said: "I really like where you live." So, I walk up to the house seeing The Wetness in football pants (pads included) with shoulder pads and of course a Michigan football jersey over them. I also see a feminine partner that he has been spending "time" with and several other roommates very drunk wearing silly outfits. As the day progressed, I stayed sober due to a significant hangover and prior engagements. Yet, the best was yet to come. The Wetness and his female compadre were becoming increasingly bad. So as more and more male species began to arrive, the ratio became worse and more importantly outrageously hilarious. To cut to the chase, one thing led to another and we were all in the living room. The Wetness' friend began to climb on him and rub him and needless to say the rubbing was in a sexual manner. The two of them became increasingly physical and it was in front of a minimum of 8 other male members of BOX. As pants and shirts were unzipped and slowly removed, the thought of possible public sex became a real possibility perhaps even probability. This whole time, everyone in the room is filming with digital cameras and heckling in the most offensive ways possible. However, the climax of the interaction occurrs when someone makes a comment and The Wetness laughs mid makeout/foreplay causing cocktail to spray out of his nose (he had taken a swig only moments before the comment was made). He immediately jumped up caughing and laughing dropping her (she was on his lap during the public couch foreplay) onto the ground. This of course caused an eruption of laughter and general mockery of the situation. In short, the possibility of becoming a BOX legend by sexxing a girl in front of 8 dudes was failed as gin and juice was sprayed onto her face and the floor. To his defense, minutes later the deed was done upstairs in the privacy of his room.