Given the history of old BOX members returning to Ann Arbor to cause destruction to the home, BOX is currently bracing itself - for the notorious Bill Nye perpetrator is flying in from Seattle for the football game this weekend.
No one truly knows what causes BOX alumnus to want to create such chaos upon return to the house. Perhaps it is an attempt to relive college memories when one simply disregarded all societal standards and destroyed the home in fits of drunken stupors, or perhaps it is just an attempt to make the current residents miserable when they are forced to clean up after the havoc. But one way or the other, alumnus destruction to the home has become somewhat of a tradition around these parts. In fact, just last week many of old Box members returned to Ann Arbor to watch Tate Forcier destroy the Irish, and sure enough, when I returned home Sunday morning I was startled and confused when I looked to my roof to find that all of our couches had been relocated there (God knows how). Last tailgate season, someone decided to defecate in the basement, while others took a lesser route and just stabbed pizza slices into the walls with knives.
Thus, while we are giddy in the trousers to consume plentiful portions of alcohol with our long-lost BOX friend, we are certainly going to be on the lookout for the man to pull a few tricks out of his hat.
Go blue.
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I only destroyed a drawer and a leather chair so far. I will do much more damage in the coming days.
P.S. it was me who originally stole the box letters.
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