The Unemployed Life

I had several goals for what my summer would hold this year. I was in desperate need of a job to financially supplement my cravings for alcohol, drugs and other mind altering substances. I found it very difficult to find employment and was reduced to working as a telemarketer for the University of Michigan. Soon thereafter (3 days to be exact), I quit this job because it reduced me to a whore for my school. Actually I never quit, I simply stopped going. However, I found another job going door to door canvassing for a non-profit organization (previously mentioned in another one of my posts). I was then released from this position for apparent incompetence. Now, it is June; I'm not taking classes, I have no income, and I have found myself with enough time to drink and live an outrageous lifestyle daily often times immediately upon waking up. I sold my car so that I could have money to engage in this sort of ballyhoo. This means that throughout the course of the summer I am essentially drinking away my 1996 Blazer. I think I may try to go on Unemployment. I feel like a very productive member of society in my current state.