Complete Success

In a pathetic and excessively silly effort BOX threw a party for one the most grumpy yet beloved roommates yesterday night. ZOL-A-Palooza was an epic accomplishment. We not only made the 20 year-old a mess, but we avoided a noise violation, oriented at least a dozen incoming freshmen to the house, drunk beer on the porch with the owner of the corner liquor store, verbally accosted individuals, spent time with the outgoing seniors who soon will be joining the work force and of course wore outrageous outfits. On top of this, yours truly was blessed with a few visitors from back home as was the birthday boy. Needless to say, the main reason this party was a victory was the high attendance despite the fact that it is summer term. Now, downstairs it smells like Maple Syrup for some unexplainable reason. Success.