After last night's debacle on ice, I am forced to relay stories of hilarity and excellence that occurred yesterday evening. The members of BOX did the following:
-Defecated on the hood of a Camaro
-Stole a large wooden post from a neighboring property and placed it against a door
-Scaled a house and spent a good portion of the night on a second story porch of a locked house
-Built our new letters
-Crashed a party at a house where we aren't welcome
-Drunk with parents on their tab at a bar
-Spread Club Keno slips all up and down the block
-Destroyed several empty 40's into State Street
-Threw a 3 week old Burrito in State Street
This constitutes a typical response to a Red Wings defeat in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
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I went on a personal bar crawl up and down the streets of chicago, spending unknown quantities in a successful attempt to blackout and get lost in an unknown city, only to wake up on a random floor this morning, confused and extremely hungover.
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