Sunday, July 19, 2009

Precursor to Fall Tailgates

As the first football game of the year inches closer with every passing day, I've grown increasingly anxious. So to heighten the anticipation, I've come up with a list of items that need to be addressed (this post may be more of a checklist to BOX members and affiliates than actually informative). Lets get a move on people.

1. Shirts need to be decided and ordered by Tuesday
2. Bring any electronic equipment that you don't want to the house for Break Stuff sessions
3. Despite long hours of practice, I am still bad at the playing the Horn of Gondor-an experienced person would be helpful
4. We need sponsors-the more obscure and hilarious, the better
5. Boo Weekley or John Daley need to come to at least one tailgate this year
6. Fencing-we are out
7. A new computer tower
8. A beer pong table
9. This: http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wilford_brimley.jpg
10. In foresight, I am going to need a new liver so I'll throw the request out there now

If you can assist in the acquisition of any of these things please let us know. This tailgate season has a great deal of promise especially with characters like Craig, Jello, J-Bird and Hill living next door along with the return of tailgate all-star veterans like Chris Orr and Steve Wolters.

4 comments:

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog said...

1.) It is John DALY, no "e" you twat.
2.) My speakers and mixer are on a strict "you break them you buy them" policy. $50 per speaker and $100 for the mixer. I don't care who breaks them, I'll collect from the house if it happens.

Brian said...

Yeah Peter. I'm sure you will. You care so deeply about all your possessions.

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog said...

CUNT

sav said...

i need at least five BOX shirts. large please i will pay for them