The Box Treasure Hunt

Yesterday PLC and I were hanging out behind the house thinking of ways to turn our back yard into an opium den/strip club. You know, guy stuff. While we were doing this we noticed that underneath a thin layer of dirt was a large circular piece of cement.


We knew that this slab of stone must be concealing something and we could only guess what lay underneath as we began to dig. We were hoping it was bars of gold but secretly I wanted it to be the 1992 and 1993 NCAA Final Four Banners. We began to prop up the cover with shit we found in the basement. Once we had uncovered the secret cavern we were amazed at what we found. It was an old well shaft that was filed in dirt. Neither of us expected that!

Although we were disappointed with the lack of buried treasure we decided that the next curious BOX descendants should at least get to uncover something cool. So we gave them a clue, to lead them on their own magnificent adventure.


It reads:
You have found the first clue to finding buried treasure. Next you will need to proceed to the attic of the President's house where you will find a cigar box with four condoms and your next clue inside.

Good Luck,

The Men of the Order of the BOX
2009