You may be asking yourself, why is Brick posting a picture of a flying wrestling move?
Reader, usually I do crazy shit all the time and I wake up the next morning and shrug it off to the fact that I'm always doing stupid things while intoxicated. Not this time. This morning is one of the rare mornings when I wake up and I am actually impressed with the feats I have pulled off from the previous eve. It's a morning when I want to make myself a hangover-killer and drink to myself.
Back to the image. A few fortunate souls were lucky enough to be walking past our house last night when the flying Brick leg drop occurred. We've had this new beer pong table for about 2 weeks now, and ever since its creation there had always been a thought in the back of my mind that it would be really fun to jump off our porch balcony on to this wooden surface. My brilliant self decided that last night the beer pong table had to die. So, for a brief moment, I stopped as many passers-by as I could and informed them that they were going to witness the famous Hulk Hogan in action. I then proceeded to climb our porch balcony, make an attempt at shouting Hulk Hogan-esque ravings, then flew through the air with a flying leg drop, only to come crashing down through our beer pong table and onto the hard surface. I believe I layed in that position for quite some time. My back does not feel good this morn.
I believe I owe the house one beer pong table.
Brick: 1
Beer Pong Table: 0
3 comments:
I believe those are Shawn Michaels' pants brick...
I admire your photo editing skills, as I have Bachelor's Degree in that myself (not really).
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Maybe I'll stick an "a" in between "have" and "Bachelor's" and maybe I won't sound like a complete zilch next time.
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