Beyond FLASB09

While Florida Spring Break 2009, FLASB09 looms only a week away, the prospects for March and remainder of the semester hold a great deal of hope.

St. Patty's Day: Last year I awoke at the early morning hour of 5am with a few other good friends and drank Guinness and other beer for several hours until hitting the street around 9am. Much to my surprise, the entire campus was out and about. In fact, this is the singular day during the second semester where the whole campus is out in similar fashion to a big tailgate. It is a difficult task to blackout twice in a single day, but I accomplished this goal along with several other BOX members and good friends. This day will be full of outrageous events that will certainly fill the blog with stories of the strangest and most absurd nature.

Brick's Birthday March 24: The drinking legend that is Brick, turns the coveted age of 21 and well needless to say "Shit is going to get Real Weird!" I expect to see him in a state that rivals the most reckless of drunks.

Beer Parade: While I am only an infantile member to this establishment, the legend of Beer Parade and the ensuing party has been made evidently clear. It entails a parade in the morning hours to all of our dearest friends' houses and ends at BOX with literally all-day drinking festivities and games-followed by a party in the night time hours.

Maize vs Blue Tailgate: In preparation for the 2009 football season BOX will be hosting probably the only tailgate for the preseason Maize vs Blue Game. While attendance for this event will certainly not rival an actual tailgate, there has been rumor of a keg race between a Maize keg and a Blue keg. Also, what is more novel than tailgating for a game in which Michigan can beat itself. Yours truly is currently undecided as to who he will be rooting for. Maize or Blue?

Hash Bash: While I normally abstain from such activities the event is widely anticipated and attended from not only U of M students, but from people across the nation. Surely, hippies and other people will offer enough entertainment for laughs.

I hope to see some of my dear followers at least a few of the following events, but for now I will simply say that if FLASB09 is survived by all those who are attending these events will surely be of the utmost flamboyant shows of terrible manners and crude revelry.