Bum Court BOX Basketball

This afternoon BOX members fell upon Bum Court. Pushing aside the broken glass and other mysterious substances on the court, we began to shoot around. Soon enough, a game ensued. The teams were split by Notorious PLC, The Wetness, and Marky Mark on one side. Our opponents were Zola, C-Rag, and Folster the Holster. Now, I know that all of my readers are concerned, and have a lot invested into me winning this showdown. However, when the game began Notorious PLC ceased to be and instead I took on the alter ego of The Landlord because I owned the paint. In what will be considered one of the most important and epic games to ever take place, our team was victorious 11-7. The Landlord capped off the best performance of his career with an oustanding 3 points. My athleticism is a gift for all mankind. Due to our mean team defense, the best Bum Court basketball player to ever live, Zola, was held to 1 point.

Scoring Summary
Marky Mark: 4
The Wetness: 4
Notorious PLC (The Landlord): 3

Other Team: Who Cares?

It feels so great to know that you're a winner, and not a loser like Zola, C-Rag, or the Holster. Its just such a rewarding feeling.