New Box House Pets

Ever since the death of the beloved hamster Harriet Tubman, as she was poisoned while she drowned in the BOX washing machine, the BOX fellowship has been saddened and dismayed with the absence of a house pet. The Friendly Neighborhood Drunk was so upset that he attempted to dig up Harriet's grave in the front yard with a 2 by 4 during a stupor (Fortunately, someone stopped him, and Harriet still rests in peace). In lieu of our pet-loneliness, BOX decided to buy this:


Everyone should own an ant farm! Not only is it educational, but it is downright fun. Furthemore, it is especially easy to maintain an ant farm when your house is infested with ants! (BOX is dirty, if you were wondering). Things we have done with the ant farm thusfar:

- Fed the ants weed brownies
- Put a bumblebee into the farm to watch two powers of the insect world duke it out
- Put a ladybug into the farm to be annihilated
- Fed ants booze.

What an amazing pet!