U.S.A: Jack Johnson

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If you are not already excited for the drinking bender that will be the 2010 Winter Olympics, starting Friday February 12, the year of our lord 2010:

http://michigandaily.com/content/maize-red-white-blue-former-wolverines-jack-johnson-first-shot-olympic-glory

Michigan Man, through and through, Jack Johnson is the only United States hockey player that will be representing the Red, White, and Blue at the opening ceremonies. If you haven't yet heard about the spat between Johnson and the Los Angeles King's General Manager yet, let me get you up to date on how much of a Michigan Man Jack Johnson is:
1.) L.A. Kings (piece of shit hockey club) G.M. calls out Michigan player Jack Johnson, and claims that Red Berenson, Michigan Hockey coach and legend in all of hockey, doesn't know how to develop players.
2.) Johnson responds to his boss' claims by asserting that the L.A. Kings are a joke of a franchise, and anyone in the organization claiming to know hockey talent should wind up in a gutter dead. Furthermore, Johnson states that U of M develops the greatest number of NHL hockey players in all of college hockey, citing players such as Brendan Morrison, Marty Turco, Aaron Ward, Mike Knuble, Jed Ortmeyer, and Mike Camilleri, among others. In other words, Johnson literally asks to be traded, as he would rather leave L.A. than have his alma-mater criticized.
3.) 2 days later, Jack Johnson shows up at Yost Arena sporting his Michigan varsity jacket, in what I would label a big "fuck you" to the L.A. Kings G.M.

Go Blue. Go U.S.A.

Get your drinking shoes ready, folks.