The Official Start time is 11:30am and should be an epic battle and clash of wills. Ross should prove to be a difficult competitor; he has been drinking since I was in sixth grade and undoubtededly would be considered the seasoned veteran. However, I have confidence in my own abilities regardless of the the fact that over the summer I was defeated in my last one on one challenge against the Friendly Neighborhood Drunk 30-22. I expect to make up for that showing tomorrow.With the assistance and guiding influence of a great man, Coach Zola I am sure of my skills and have been refining my abilities in the past weeks. Together, we will formulate a strategy to secure victory. Regardless of who you are rooting for, stay tuned for the results of the monumental contest.
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Zola is a shitty coach. I enlisted him once and he let me pass out. A good coach would have given me ZJ's to stay awake.
But in all fairness I did upset Brick to become the 3 best drinker in Box house. Which he still hasn't paid me my $50 for.
12:20 p.m. Ross is nowhere to be found.
I have no idea if I won or lost. I mean this in the most literal way possible.
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