I Can't Wait for Zola to Wake Up Tomorrow

I'm pretty sure that 6''x6''x10' post weighs over a hundred pounds. The same 100 pounds that will crush Zola whenever he decides that he has to pee during the night. Odds that it lands on his wiener?

The Blackness

So it's 5:15 in the morning, and I just woke up at my ex-girlfriends house with an unused condom attached to my schwang, and all I want to know is if I won yesterday. The challenge took a toll on me, and I have no recollection past about 5 o'clock yesterday, but apparently I am no lover. God damn it.