Box man breaks up part deux

In the second part of this story, we find the same two people in another conversation, but this time the woman tries to make the man feel guilty about his actions. As a background the woman is reacting to the man from Box and his friend making drunken fools of themselves the previous night and abandoning her and her friend. See the how one from Box acts when backed into a corner.

Her: Haha amy is nooot feeling steve right now you guys are like the turn off champions lol
Him: Whyyy? What did he do?
Her: She said she thinks he would just be really wasted and crazy all the time and that is not her thing. I am just the messenger haha.
Him: Lol well she doesn't know. She's just saying that bc of association with me
Her: And because of how drunk he was the other night. But yeah she doesnt want to be the new me, to be blunt haha. As fun as it can be lol
Her: You set a standard of excellence apparently haha
Him: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER
Him: Eh I'm sure he'll be fine
Her: Haha way to skip over the part where we all think u are mean lol
Him: I AM CONNER MACLEOD, OF THE CLAN MACLEOD
Her: Haha yeah this is why i dont want to sleep with you
Her: But glad i can be treated with such respect always a pleasure
Him: I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am IMMORTAL
Her: Are you trying to make me more mad than i was already because working.
Him: I've been alive for four and a half centuries, and I cannot die?
Her: Ok great done talking now
Him: I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day.

Thank you Conner Macleod, for inspiring us all

BOX man breaks up with a girl

If there is one thing that the members of the BOX house are not good at it is keeping relationships. There is a general lethargy surrounding any attempts to date girls. It usually takes about 3 weeks for the average BOX man to decide "I'm bored, I'm going to do something else." Well my friend, one such BOX member was just to that point when the girl decided to figure out where their relationship was heading. Let's see how it unfolded.

Her: the part about making out with people
Him: lol
Her: gotta get some kinda action
Him: true dat
Her: yeah youre useless
Him: nope
untrue
Her: haha seems to me to be very true
gotta move on
Him: lol okay
Her: haha well you don't actually seem interested sooooooo yeah
kinda pointless for me in that case
Him: don't necessarily need to be exclusive
Her: haha wasn't saying that
you just don't seem interested n seeing me ever unless you're black out drunk
Him: lol
well you're so far away
i do like drinking
Her: haha dude i was like 3 blocks from your
apartment every day last week
and last night
Him: okay
Her: and most other days
Him: agree to disagree
Her: haha how is that disagreeing
Him: eh?
Her: you just said agree to disagree
Him: yes i did
Her: what are we disagreeing about
Him: agreeing?
Her: haha ok
all i know is i'm not really getting what i want out of this and you
don;t really seem to care one way or the other
Him: hokay
Her: my point exactly
alright good talk
Him: YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH
Her: ?
Him: lol i dunno
Her: haha well i'm sure if i never saw you when we were
sleeping together i'll really never see you if we're not soooo yeh hah
Him: oh thats not true
Her: haha oh come on
Him: we will meet again
someday...
somehow...
Her: right
haha well i no longer have your number and you never call me
so good luck with that one
Him: oh you'll know
you'll know
Her: i;ll know what
Him: that its me
Her: when you don't call me? sure
you kind of suck, you know that? haha
Him: i totally do not
Her: i think this conversation proves tha you do
Him: not true
Her: haha i mean the sex is amazing but it never happens
so yeah you suck
a lot
Him: so you say
but my suckiness will be proven on the battlefield
Her: what?
Him: haha i dunno
i just felt like saying that
Her: oook
well you don't really seem to care about this so i'm going to go haha
Him: i care more than you'll ever know
toodles
Her: haha no you don't you don;t give a shit
therefore why i am saying all of this
alright whatever you're a jackass
Him: AM
NOT
i call the toaster

The average BOX man takes his break up chats very seriously.