The Upcoming Weekend

I look forward to the upcoming weekend with the most unbridled anticipation. The return of the infamous White St. gentlemen is upon us. Among these folk include Ass-Born, Paul's Son, Human and if I am not mistaken BAD (Big Asian Dave). While it is not summer and therefore no cornhole will take place, there will most certainly be shenanigans of the most degrading and humiliating nature. I think I will try to persuade Human to engage in another Crayfish Boil and perhaps assault Ass-Born for arbitrary reasons. The thing that is most exciting for everyone in the house is the fact that a certain Peter Mattes will NOT be returning this weekend. We all cherish the moments of our lives that Peter doesn't ruin with his miserable existence. This is why I can say with complete confidence that my past 6 months (in which Peter has been absent to Seattle) have been the best times of my life. On the other hand, the White St. fellows' triumphant return will be celebrated in grand fashion. I hope that Paulson will be drunker than the time when he wandered about Zolapalooza wearing only a loincloth made of leopard print. I also sincerely hope that BAD will have a strong AOE session before my eyes. I still do not condone of the game, but I do miss BAD's presence and his skills in the game of medieval warfare on the computer. Ultimately, let us all enjoy the White St.'s return and more importantly another weekend absent of Peter Mattes' trivial absurdities.