Thursday, May 7, 2009

Power to the people

So Wilson White hates us for obvious reasons, and filed a court case to evict us a few months back. Apparently they wanted us to pay for a door they didn't fix, and for dumb late charges we didn't pay, but doctor dre ain't havin that-it's like a jungle in this habitat. Anyways, after we got Gayle from Student Legal Services and called their bluff, they backed off of THEIR court case and tried to settle with us 2 months ago. If there's one thing true about Bob Loblaw, it's that he doesn't settle... except after 2 am, and this was bout 5pm on a Toosday. You don't talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw, BRING. COURT. ON. So we hear nothing from them and Brian and I decide we should make an appearance at this court hearing today just to see Wilson White get buttraped and discuss our new asian AOE strategies. Upon seeing my power michigan tie (power tie link, I mean, school spirit AND class!) they shit their pants, and immediately go to Gayle-dawg to hand her a piece of paper saying they were dropping the case. Yea, we called their bluff and won bitches. Oh and about that daily article saying Wilson White is Ann Arbor's best landlord? They probably had around 30-40 cases that day, an entire courtroom just for their company. Fairly ridiculous, they blow donkey dong. Whatever the case, they're probably still whimpering in a corner, dreaming of life when they didn't see badasses like Brian and I show up and give them the business. G's up hoes down.

6 comments:

Lenders said...

long live BOX!!

Friendly Neighborhood Drunk said...

hallelujah

Odyseuss said...

My 20-year tribulations to return to Ithaca seem greatly unimportant in comparison to the outcome of this court case.

Dave said...

I wish I could write a post on how Al and I just beat down Brian and Pete in AOE3.

Twice.

Dave said...

Also, hooray, internet is back at box house.

Gus said...

Bravo on the blog post. Nicely put.