Saturday, March 20, 2010

BOX: 2010 Frat of the Year

The poll results are in, and America has spoken:



We successfully pissed off some sorority, and pissed off the SigEp bro's who were bro-ing out on the lawn yesterday. Also keep in mind that this sign accompanied all of our furniture on the front lawn yesterday.

Also, things currently happening inside the home:
- Broken garbage disposal, which has created a sloppy broth of food compiling in the sink
- 1 clogged toilet
- Mysterious garbage can full of urine festering in the bathtub that Harriet Tubman briefly called home
- One couch soiled by the infamous drunk urinater, smelling strongly of cheese

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Meatspin Record

To preface, BOX has sort of a unofficial challenge about who can get the most meatspins, of course by someone else putting meatspin.com on an unsuspecting victim's computer.

Earlier this year, I thought I had made quite the accomplishment when my computer screen read "320,00" meatspins on meatspin.com. I was wrong.

Apparently, over spring break, or Gay10 - which I hope to describe fully with another entry - I had been meatspinned. When I returned today, I had reached 658,000 meatspins. I challenge anyone else in the world to acquire more that than.